Me An Action Hero? In My Dreams!

Last night I dreamed I was in a Terminator film. Or that I was in a real life Terminator saga, I'm not sure which. It was pretty exciting though. At one point Arnie was the bad guy and the liquid metal T1000 from Terminator 2 was out to protect me. I was John Connor you see. The future leader of the human resistance. Stop sniggering! I could just as easily be the future leader of the human resistance as anyone else. As long as doing that means I get to watch films, drink beer and talk rubbish online. Anyhoo, the highlight was when we were trapped in an upstairs bedroom and Arnie was coming down the hall after us. The T1000 reached out the window and stretched his arm down creating a ladder. It was less T2, more Fantastic Four, but still pretty cool. I swung down, just as Arnie came in, firing his shotgun. I think I woke up after that which was a pity as I have a feeling I was about to kick some serious arse.

I had other dreams too but I won't describe them. Hey, I've been single a long time! Stop judging me!